Two Fools Tavern Menu
Two Fools Tavern, a cozy Irish pub located in Albuquerque, offers a wide range of amenities such as takeout, reservations, delivery, and even accepts cryptocurrency. With a bustling atmosphere and attentive staff, this pub is known for its generous portions and extensive whiskey selection. The Guinness beef Boxty and fish and chips receive rave reviews, along with the hearty Irish fare and perfectly poured pints. The ambiance of a classic Irish pub, complete with a fireplace, adds to the experience. While slightly on the pricier side, the quality of the food, drinks, and service make Two Fools Tavern a must-visit spot. Don't be a fool to miss out on this gem in the heart of Albuquerque.
Starters
Two Fools Irish Nachos
House made Irish potato chips topped with cheddar, green Chile & our Cottage Pie beef.
Homemade Chips & Salsa
Made the traditional way, fresh & spicy.
Bakers Dozen Wings
chicken wings served with your choice of our house made Guinness BBQ sauce or the same old hot sauce everyone else has OR-try a combo of both!
Macho Nachos
Crisp tortilla chips layered with black beans, cheese, green chile, tomatoes, lettuce& sour cream with your choice of chicken or beef.
Scotch Eggs
Two hard boiled eggs wrapped in house made sausage & bread crumbs, cooked to a golden brown & served with pub mustard.
Galway Bay Salmon Plate
House Made Irish Whiskey cured, Gravlox Salmon served with a cucumber & caper relish, blue cheese spread, lettuce & house made Irish brown bread.
Cashel Blue Cheese Dip
Served with house made Irish brown bread, & Irish potato chips.
Chile Cheese Chips
Gooey & bad for you! Crispy fries smothered in melted cheese & green chile.
Quesadilla
Shredded cheese, black beans & green chile served with sour cream & guacamole add beef or grilled chicken for a buck!.
Liffey Chips
Our Famous beer battered fish cut into bite size pieces and served with four dipping sauces. A great way to satisfy your fish craving!
Homemade Soup Of The Day
Salad & Soup
Guinness Beef Stew
Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in Guinness & beef stock. Served with a side of house made brown bread.
Jester's Pot Pie
A not-so traditional chicken pot pie. Slow simmered with chicken carrots, mushrooms, potatoes, peas & green chile topped with a flakey pastry crust.
Tavern Salad
An un-intimidating salad with your choice of the usual dressings.
The Kerryman Chopped Salad
Chopped lettuce, tossed with chicken, avocado, blue cheese, diced tomato, cucumber,& bacon in our house mustard dressing.
Green Man
A crisp wedge of iceberg lettuce sprinkled with bacon, scallions, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, served with blue cheese dressing.
Original Spin
Baby spinach leaves, with Black Forest ham, diced tomato, egg, mushrooms, candied walnuts, & diced Swiss cheese served with our house mustard vinaigrette.
Cobb Salad
Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing.
Whatever Special
A cup of soup or a tavern salad, with a half sandwich. Pick from Turkey, Pastrami, Ham, or Roast Beef, plus your choice of cheese & bread.
Salads, Soups & Stews
Sandwiches
Paddy O'Malley Melt
oz Fresh hand Formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef Burger, sauteed sweet onions, island dressing & Swiss cheese on grilled rye bread.
Perky Turkey
Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, Monterrey Jack cheese & green chile on fresh baked daily, grilled sourdough bread.
RulaBula Ruben
Corned beef, Swiss cheese, Franks sauerkraut & island dressing on grilled rye bread.
Killarney Grilled Chicken
Cage Free all Natural Grilled chicken served with Irish Cheddar & bacon.
The Bookmaker
Thin sliced house made roast beef, served with grilled onions & mushrooms, topped with Irish white cheddar cheese & served with a side of Au Jus.
New York Style Pastrami
All Natural Seasoned Pastrami & Swiss cheese served on really good rye bread.
Pub Beef Burger
oz of fresh hand formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef, Just like mom made, served on a semolina bun. It's probably not your first burger, so accessorize it how you like!
Cobb Sandwich
Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, bacon, avocado, blue cheese crumbles, sliced tomato, shredded lettuce, & blue cheese dressing on sourdough bread.
Babe In A Bun
Tender pulled pork simmered in our own Guinness BBQ sauce & topped with our home made apple slaw, delicious.
Blarney & Blue Burger
oz Fresh All Natural burger seasoned with Cajun Spices & topped with melted blue cheese.
Portobello Mushroom Sandwich
Grilled Portobello Mushroom with roasted peppers, fresh spinach, & Swiss cheese On Baked daily sourdough bread (Can be made Vegan!)
Chipotle Black Bean Burger
A spicy black bean burger grilled, & served on a grain bun. Fix it up as you like.
Ploughman's Lunch
Your choice of meat served with Irish cheddar, tomato chutney, mixed greens, cucumbers, fresh tomato, olives, & house made Irish brown Bread.
Cottage Pie
Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes & Shredded cheddar cheese.
The Two Fools Fish & Chips
Our Award winning recipe begins with Two Pieces of our house ale battered, sustainable, North Atlantic Haddock, served with chips, Homemade apple coleslaw & tarter sauce.
Bangers & Mash
Two traditional English sausages served over mashed potatoes with a savory Guinness & onion gravy.
Guinness Beef Boxty
Two House made potato pancakes filled with slow simmered Guinness beef stew.
Corned Beef & Cabbage
Home cooked corned beef served with a wedge of cabbage, new potatoes, carrots & topped with whisky mustard sauce.
Traditional Favourites
Homemade Sweets
Bread Pudding
House made Bailey's Irish Cream Bread Pudding served with a Jameson whiskey sauce.
Guinness Brownie
Served warm, topped with chocolate sauce, & vanilla bean ice cream.
Bailey's Cheesecake
Served with a homemade whipped Irish Cream topping.
Apple Pie Ala Mode
Killer pie! Warmed- then served with vanilla bean ice cream.
Scotch Ice Cream
Vanilla bean ice cream topped with Auchentoshan triple wood scotch & coffee liquor Sorry must be years old to enjoy.
Brunch
Sunday Brunch
Draft List
Guinness
Harp
Smithwicks
Old Speckled Hen
Boddingtons
La Cumbre
Blue Moon
Stella
New CastleIl Vicino Irish Red
Two Fools Pale Ale
Magners Iish Cider
Hazed And Infused
Left Hand Milk Stout
Boulder Shake Porter
Odells Shilling
Wild Card Rotating Handle
Hoegaarden
Irish Nachos
Boulder Brewery Shake Porter
Scotch Eggs
Newcastle
Shilling
Calway Salmon Plate
Blue Cheese Dip
Stella Artois
Hot Wings
La Cumbre IPA
Chips And Salsa
Wild Card Rotating Handle Ask Your Server
Quesadilla
Brussels Style Black Ale
Il Vicino Irish Red
Sunday - Irish Nachos
Monday - Scotch Eggs
Tuesday - Galway Salmon Plate
Wednesday - Blue Cheese Dip
Thursday - Hot Wings
Friday - Chips And Salsa
Saturday - Quesadilla
Old Speckled Hen
Boulder Brewery Shake Porter
Newcastle
Shilling
Left Hand Milk Stout
Hazed And Infused
Stella Artois
Blue Moon
La Cumbre IPA
Smithwicks
Wild Card Rotating Handle
Ask your server
